Facebook

Today, I crossed a line.

I talked about Farmville, that game on facebook.

I actually verbalized things about the game.

one of my friends said she hadn't played in a while. THAT'S ok to talk about.

But then I blurted out - "Yeah, I saw your withered crops! And no, I didn't unwither them for you! You can't have my unwither!"

why does it feel so weird to talk about this game? do other people feel this?

Bitchy

Man, I've been bitchy lately. It's weird, I'm not used to it.

But, it's kind of nice. I usually hold everything in, I don't like to be rude or anything like that.

The people who've been getting the worst of it have been homeless people. Oh wait - the shelter impaired. Whatever.

When I'm in a bitchy mood, the thing that sets me off is people on the side of the road... with their signs.

Normally I just ignore them.

But not when I'm bitchy.

When I see someone with a sign that says "Anything will help." I roll up, I stop. I don't even care if the light is green.

I roll down my window and say, "Oh, anything will help? How about these guest passes to the gym? Want 'em? I'm not using them. How about a gift card to game stop? Want to buy a game for your cardboard box 360?"

and then I drive away.