Thursday, June 24, 2010

female facial hair

my facial hair has split ends. wtf do I do now?

Monday, June 21, 2010

For MB/MJ joke: rock out with your socks off.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Red-headed step child

My mom remarried when I was 5.
So, I've been a read-headed step child since 1988. Legally.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Making home videos always makes me nervous that my son is going to be killed by a drunk driver

Friday, June 4, 2010

New subway sandwich: chicken, apples, cranberries, and 8 g of fat.
Like the fat is in one of those plastic serving containers next to the cranberries.

Can I get that with extra fat?