Compliment

"telling you how to give a blow job is like telling Picasso how to paint."

just don't tell my husband. not that I don't want him to know I'm cheating, I don't want him to know I give amazing blow jobs. He'll want more.

Pursuing Comedy

I've actually wanted to be a comic for a long time. I decided about 7 years ago that I would try it.

Then, I met my husband, crushed all my hopes and dreams...you know how that goes.

But then I left my husband, and here I am!