Bras as accessories (for small boobs) are so cute. Like, AA-B cups.
They're different colors, with lace and all that crap.
Bras that are FUNCTIONAL, as in, there will be an incident if I do not wear a bra, are ugly.
If I don't wear a bra...
They're all beige or white or black. And, they're kept in boxes.
Girls with big boobs know what I'm talking about.
You see a cute bra, you say, "aww, that's cute..."
what's the next thing out of your mouth?
"...and, it would cover my nipple. Next."
when I finally find one with a tag that says it's the right size, it's not over.
Somehow, most bras have this power to take nice, round boobs, and fashion them into torpedos. No thank you.
I HATE fitting rooms...3 mirrors...holy hell.
So now I just make my son put a cup on his head. If it fits, I buy it.