Thursday, January 14, 2010


Am I the only one who doesn't have time for the air hand-dryer? Or realizes that I can just wave my hands while I walk out?

Going to the bathroom at work is bad, too. You can't make ANY noise - those people know you. I bring decoy shoes if I know I'm going to have a bad time in there.

don't you feel like everyone is against you when you have to go #2 at work? you go in, and it's quiet, no one's there. but as soon as you get started, people start coming in. You're like, 'it's ok, I can hold it for a minute.' but then they take FOREVER. maybe they're waiting for YOU to leave...I don't know. but then they get out of the stall, you're like "thank God!" then they wash their hands for like 12 minutes, while every one of your muscles is clinched. Then they decide to wipe down the counter..that's nice. then brush their teeth. then re-grout the sink...and of course THEY use the freaking air dryer, cause THEY have all the time in the world!

Hopefully you're laughing, because that means I'm not the only person who goes through this...


  1. I really like the "air hand dryer" opening of this joke. I think a good ending for this joke would be a callback to the air dryer. Like you're waiting for the person to leave the bathroom so you can poop, but they are taking forever. Maybe there the only person in the world that has enough patience to dry their hands with the air dryer...
    Just a thought...