Affirmative action comedy

I'll be your genital diversity for the evening...

Julie Lite

"No, I've always mostly liked you. I just didn't like that 50 lbs of you."

No translation

idea: words that don't get translated.

why is that funny? they don't need, or use, or want certain words in certain languages. or, there's no way to communicate a certain idea to a foreigner.

examples:

supervision - no Spanish equivalent. why not?

The root of all evil

Actually, estrogen is the root of all evil.

Why affairs are awesome

When you're someone's wife, you have to be beautiful, skinny, funny, smart, sexy, sweet, sensitive, a good housekeeper, a good cook, always in a good mood....

when you're someone's mistress, all you have to be is not their wife.

Sun Chips

Sun Chips now come in some "compostable" bag, that's so freaking crinkly and annoying.

I don't know who decided that just because I like Sun Chips that I give a shit about saving the planet.

female facial hair

my facial hair has split ends. wtf do I do now?