female facial hair

my facial hair has split ends. wtf do I do now?

For MB/MJ joke: rock out with your socks off.

Red-headed step child

My mom remarried when I was 5.

So, I've been a read-headed step child since 1988. Legally.

Making home videos always makes me nervous that my son is going to be killed by a drunk driver

New subway sandwich: chicken, apples, cranberries, and 8 g of fat.

Like the fat is in one of those plastic serving containers next to the cranberries.

Can I get that with extra fat?