Politically correct calendars

I don't like how you have to be all nervous about saying "Merry Christmas," because you don't know if someone celebrates some other holiday, and will be offended.

I don't even say "Happy New Year" anymore...'cause I don't know if someone uses the Julian calendar while my insensitive ass goes by the Gregorian calendar.

Gregorian calendar, adopted by England and its colonies after Washington was born, his birth date was February 22, 1732. (The Julian calendar has him born on February 11.)